-mortal MOMbat-

We fight 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I do this she's mad. She says this I'm pissed.She's white, I'm black. She's fixed, I'm a mess. When she's quiet I'm loud, when I'm shutting up she screams. She gave birth to me at the age of 22, the same age as I am now.. and guess what she's in red alert I might give birth the same age as she did. You could just imagine the panic she's experiencing every time I'm outside the house or shall I say when we're apart. Oh, have I mentioned I'm not the only child? Unfortunately I'm the eldest. So her eyes are on me.  Always on me. She cooks my breakfast every morning, she's the best cook ever..but I already told her her that I think I'm surpassing her talents in cooking. She's a great dancer which I can never be. You see.. almost everything about her is the total opposite of me. But what can I do..Can you believe we've been together longer than her husband and she are together? well that's because she's married twice. She and my papa didn't last. So I was there. then she married my stepdad (and they gave me a pretty sister whom i love so much.. ) I was there.. and I'm still here by her side. whew! until when?? (grins) i guess I'm stuck with her until the day God takes her. Can you imagine that length of torture? (laughs) yeah, I can live with that, nags and security protocols.. the maid in her that tracks my garbage and mess.. I'm fine with that. (I think if she reads this I'm dead.) But living without mama? I can't imagine. I know we don't kiss and hug like others mom and daughters do. She trained me in military academy. "Stop crying I haven't hit you yet." That was her famous lines before. and i was like "please mama don't kill me!!" yes..yes.. we all have a little drama at home. I dare not say we've the best relationship in fact I'll let people say whatever they want. I'm just thankful I have a mother. A mother who never left me, fed me, took care of me and struggled for me and my education. She was always there. Focusing on me. Just me. hehe.. Anyway, what she doesn't know about me and my pretty little pranks is my dream for her. She sacrificed things for me, loved me and worked for me so in a "used to" rebellious way i wanna tell her.. now that I'm big, graduated and ready.. 

IT'S PAYBACK TIME! haha